These luminescent legends
PLEDGED AT OVER-THE-TOP LEVELS to help warp Zombie Circus Goats through hyperspace and into regular space.
👉 As a result, they will be punished by having their name or phrase emblazoned on a special card.
LIST OF GORGEOUS, GALVANIZED, GORILLA-ARMED* SUPPORTERS
1. Willow Wilson.
2. The Smiths from Toronto. “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”
3. Justin Fox. (B. T.)
*We have no idea if they actually have gorilla arms. It seems like a reasonable guess.
👉 The strategic new card game about everyone’s favorite things: Zombies, Goats, and Shouting.
👉 Build your troupe. Steal your friends’ Goats. Howl in victory!
Tap the Goat. See weird stuff.
✅ Get Paid in Body Parts.
✅ Shout in Bad Accents.
✅ Cast Weird Spells at Your Friends.
✅ Make Felicia Fetch You a Drink.
👉 Rebuild game night. You have the technology.
OR, horse teeth.