1. I agree not to take up more than my fair half of the sidewalk.
2. Though they have amusing accents and are habitually kind to strangers, I agree not to make fun of people from Canada. Or Wisconsin.
3. I agree that games were made for good times (except chess) and that an excessively serious outlook won’t take you anywhere in life (except in banking, medicine, law, radioactive waste management, climate science, dog shows, and airplane piloting.)
4. It’s Ca-RIBB-ean, not Cari-BEE-an.
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