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Zombie Circus Goats is the zombie party goat strategy card game about everyone’s favorite things:  Zombies, Goats, and Shouting.  And Goblins.

 

✅  Get Paid in Body Parts.

✅  Cast Weird Spells at Your Friends.

✅  Make Felicia Fetch You a Drink.

Zombie Circus Goats doesn’t break the ice.

It feeds it through a wood chipper, atomizes the chips with a brick hammer, then collects the snowy powder to make margaritas with subtle notes of wood and bricks.

 

✅  Shout in Bad Accents.

✅  Howl like a Tiny Sasquatch.

✅  Send Escalating Text Messages.

 

 

 

The shop link teleports you to our Amazon store.  This gets you your game a lot faster.  Since we’re probably still asleep.

 

 

 

Still searching for ways to decrease productivity?  Here is a list of things to do on our website:

 

* LEARN to Defeat a Grizzly Bear in Close Quarters Combat.
* SEE how the Game is Played.
* REVIEW rewards Too Hot for Kickstarter.
* STOP hungry roommates from Stealing Your Pork Chops.
* OR, HORSE TEETH.