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Host nights of howling infamy.


✅  Get Paid in Body Parts.

✅  Cast Weird Spells at Your Friends.

✅  Make Felicia Fetch You a Drink.


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✅  Shout in Bad Accents.

✅  Howl like a Tiny Sasquatch.

✅  Send Escalating Text Messages.


👉  Zombie Circus Goats doesn’t break the ice.  It feeds it through a wood chipper, atomizes the chips with a brick hammer, then collects the snowy powder to make margaritas with subtle notes of wood and bricks.

Get the Goat.

OR, horse teeth.


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