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Zombie Circus Goats is the zombie party goat strategy card game about everyone’s favorite things: Zombies, Goats, and Shouting. And Goblins.
✅ Get Paid in Body Parts.
✅ Cast Weird Spells at Your Friends.
✅ Make Felicia Fetch You a Drink.
Zombie Circus Goats doesn’t break the ice.
It feeds it through a wood chipper, atomizes the chips with a brick hammer, then collects the snowy powder to make margaritas with subtle notes of wood and bricks.
✅ Shout in Bad Accents.
✅ Howl like a Tiny Sasquatch.
✅ Send Escalating Text Messages.
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