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Contains Robotic Bees.  Plus Tiny Sasquatch.  Allegedly we make fun of Canada.

Assemble your troupe.  Collect your filthy lucre.  Gank zombies from your friends.

Zombie Circus Goats is the super strategic zombie party card game approved for use by 2-6 live humans ages 12 and up.

View our sample specimens (hover or tap):

Hellephants

zombie circus goats otto rank card

Cranky Wildebeests

zombie circus goats cranky wildebeests card

Weregartners

zombie circus goats sammy scissors card

Robotic Bees

zombie circus goats swarm of robotic bees card

One Horn Hammerstein

zombie circus goats one horn hammerstein card

Goblin Prophets

zombie circus goats goblin prophet card

Two Headed Boys

zombie circus goats two headed boy card

Black Knights

zombie circus goats black knight card

Moira & Soira

zombie circus goats moira and soira card

Tiny Sasquatch

zombie circus goats tiny sasquatch card

Bearded Men

zombie circus goats bearded man card

Undead Rabbit Parties

zombie circus goats undead rabbit party card

Ma’ampires

zombie circus goats ms misery card

Cerberus

zombie circus goats cerberus card

Arrogant Octopuses

zombie circus goats arrogant octopus card

and a whole bunch of Zombies!

zombie circus goats zombie of ceremonies card

Watched the VIDEO, but still searching for ways to decrease productivity?  Here is a list of things to do on our website:

*LEARN to Defeat a Grizzly Bear in Close Quarters Combat.
*SEE How the Game is Played.
*REVIEW Rewards Too Hot for Kickstarter.
*STOP Hungry Roommates From Stealing Your Pork Chops.

zombie circus goats kickstarter may 5th

Preview our campaign by clicking the goat icon above.

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